Ambulance Driver Files A Day in the Life | Kelly Grayson
- Note to self: Naked blogging is best done at the desktop. The laptop gets HOT! #
- Firewerx: U R Doing It Rong: Dear Mouth-Breathing, Monosynaptic Dullard,
In the future, when engaging in improm.. http://bit.ly/6KKmcG # - It's amazing how a call from a supervisor can suddenly make options appear to a dispatcher that weren't there before. #
- Working tonight, so wish me luck. Sumdood is still out there, people… and he's only getting stronger. #
- Tonight the drama llama spit a loogie on us. #
- Please Pass The Brain Bleach…:
Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!Blame Valerie DeFrance for this one… http://bit.ly/4vsd1o #
- Little Known Fact: Sumdood started the Spanish Flu Pandemic of 1918 by sneezing into an all-you-can-eat mutton bar in Madrid. #
- EMS Rule #2: Handle no one's penis but your own. And the sad thing is, I've had to break that rule more times than I can count. #
- EMS Protip: Standing on a corner minding your own business is very dangerous. Half the ER patients got their asses whipped doing just that. #
- EMS Rule #1: Trauma survival is inversely proportional to the victim's value to society. #
- I tell ya', nothing says "peace on Earth, goodwill toward men" like beating the shit out of your brother over Christmas dinner leftovers. #
- Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets:
The Cost of System Abuse: At shift change this morning, we got a walk.. http://bit.ly/4y88xv #