Overheard at Blogorado

Tam: "… so the guy gives them the standard NRA Gun Safety Rules, which are, "Never climb a fence with a loaded gun, don't spill your Tom Collins on your Perazzi, and never ever load a gun…"

Matt G.: "I think we could solve the whole threat of tiger extinction by aerial spraying of Viagra over the current habitat. You know, kinda kick start things…"

Christina: "Tigers with boners, I like it!"

AD: "As a matter of fact, 'Tiger With Boner' is actually my Native American name…"

Farm Mom: "So anyway, the guy sprays our llama with the hose, and that just pissed Drama off…"

AD: "Waitaminnit, you have a llama named Drama?"

Farm Mom: "Well duhr! What else would you name a llama?"

Vine: "So, did you let Tam try the trigger on the infamous Chiappa 1911 .22?"

Tam: "Man, that thing is a wretched, pulsating ball of %^&$#*."

Vine: Waitaminnit, I thought 'wretched, pulsating ball of suck and fail' was your preferred pejorative phrase."

Tam: "Well, I try to keep it PG 13 on my blog, but that Chiappa trigger is way beyond that."

AD: "Actually, Tam, it's twice as good as it was straight out of the box."

AD: "I thought it was illegal to sell sex toys in Texas."

LawDog: "Nope. They're not sex toys, they're personal massagers. And there is nothing illegal about selling personal massagers in the state of Texas."

AD: "So if your back massager is shapped like a 14 inch phallus with a clitoral stimulator, that's just a matter of aesthetic preferences, right?"

LawDog: "Think of it as really, really, REALLY deep tissue massage."

Sci Fi: "Come on, Matt. Turn to your right and hold the gun up more for the picture."

Matt G.: "I do the full Sabrina for no man, Sir."

AD: "So Stingray is dressing as Lord Humongous for the photo op?"

Vine: "Yep, right down to the face colander, codpiece and assless chaps."

Matt G.: "Well technically, all chaps are assless…"

I'd blog more, but right now there is a delicious, unhealthy breakfast calling my name, and then it's off to the range with my tribe, to turn some money into smoke and noise. The creative battery is slowly recharging, folks. Hopefully I'll have some pics tonight.