… you are all a bunch of booger-eating, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging cretins with a collective double-digit IQ.
I don’t care what your drafted-by-an-illiterate-idiot regulations say, a rifle scope is not a firearm part. It is an optical instrument, functionally no different than a camera or a telephoto lens.
What the hell am I going to do with the thing that could possibly endanger passengers? Look in your ears through it to see if I can spot that one lonely little brain cell?
And Shanequia the x-ray screener who totally lost her shit when she spotted the scope in my carry-on, I hope the TSA fires you and you have to go back to your job at Wendy’s, fucking up everyone’s drive-through orders.
I guess I shouldn’t have expected better of a government jobs program for people who couldn’t meet the academic standards of the Wal Mart Greeter Academy.