You Crazy Kids With Your Davy Crockett Hats and Your Hula Hoops and Your Rock And Roll Music…

Hat tip to Jay G. for this one:


Utah school cancels Elvis musical after complaints that All Shook Up is sexually suggestive.


In other news, Jailhouse Rock caused a spike in crime, Teddy Bear encouraged bestiality, and In The Ghetto glamourized the inner city culture that led to rap music and drive-by shootings.

If they really wanted to point fingers, they'd ban Extreme's More Than Words, because many a 1980's teenage girl has given it up to the "If you loved me, you'd put out" song.

Well, at least in my experience…

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