Overheard On The Radio

Other Ambulance:“Um, Dispatch? Are you sure this is our call? The CAD hit says this is in… uhhh… Booty?

Dispatch: “Stand by, we’re getting multiple hits on that address, one in Local City and the other in Boutte. And that’s pronounced Boo-tay.

Other Ambulance: “Boo-tee, boo-tay, what’s the difference?”

AD: “It’s kinda like the difference between par-tee and par-tay.

Other Ambulance: “I suppose I should be grateful for any booty call I get…”

Dispatch (sternly) “That’s enough, you two.”