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Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes

A tale related by a colleague:

If the police find you passed out drunk behind the wheel of your car, keys in the ignition and the switch on, but are willing to cut you a break because you at least had the presence of mind to pull over and sleep it off, and apparently toted an ass whoopin’ before their arrival…

… and you defiantly crack open a beer in front of the officers, and tell one of them, “I’d like to see you stop me, nigger,” when one of them warns you not to do it…

… then you deserve the night in jail that is coming, and every additional lump, scrape and bruise you sustained in resisting them.

Comments - Add Yours

  • Scott Kenny

    Teh stooooopids, it burnssssss!

  • Too Old To Work

    A friend of mine has a nephew that was a moron in his younger days. He was stopped for his THIRD DWI and when the trooper walked up to the door, the kid rolled down the window, joint in mouth, and said, “WHAT?”.

    He lost his license for seven years for that little escapade. He actually got his shit together and now is a pretty decent adult.

  • rd

    Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life Son.
    -Vernon Wormer (Faber College, Class of 1945)

  • LittleRed1

    Ya know, I thought that the UN small-arms treaty prohibited transport of that level of stupidity.

  • Rick Randall

    It’s sad when the police have to deal withh sudden acute cutaneous polycarbonate deficiency syndrome and capsiscum cravings.