Ambulance Driver Files A Day in the Life | Kelly Grayson
I’m going to start my own worker exchange program. I’ve got six malingering, whining, healthcare system abusing, hypochondriac, chemically dependent, Professional Victims of Life that I’ll willingly trade for three hardworking illegal Mexicans who want a shot at the American dream. They can have the jobs that these hunnert percent, by-God Murkins can’t seem to find or hold.
Supplies are limited (but not limited enough). These babies are American made, the finest products of the U.S. welfare system. They’re labor-ready, with nary a dent, ding or callous. You might even call ’em showroom new. I’ll throw in a cattle prod to motivate ’em and provide transportation to your city.*
And if you act right now, I’ll throw in six more at no extra cost!
*All trades non-returnable. You buy, you feed. Not for use as breeding stock – all models have been forcibly sterilized. Serious inquiries only. Contact Ambulance Driver at Podunk General Hospital, Nail Salon and Tire Repair. Dissatisfaction guaranteed.