What do you think when I say:

1. Beer: Two kinds: Budweiser and free.
2. Anorexic: Sandwich.
3. Relationships: Rare. Only had two.
4. Purple: Royalty.
5. Power Rangers: Rainbow Brite for the Y chromosome.
6. Weed: Cheetos and chronic unemployment.
7. Steroids: Stupidity.
8. Cartoons: The only stuff in the newspaper worth reading.
9. The President: A good one, who has unfortunately lost the distinction between being resolute and being mule-headed.
10. Tupperware: Burping.
11. Best vacation: African safari.
12. Santa Claus: Innocence and wonder. Would that we had more of it.
13. Halloween: Michael Myers.
14. Bon Jovi: Chick metal.
15. Grammar: Death by text messaging.
16. Facebook: Get a life.
17. Worst fear: Failing someone when they need me most.
18. Marriage: Burned, still hopeful.
19. Paris Hilton: Money doesn’t convey class.
21. Redhead: Natural?
22. Blonde: Not my type before Babs.
23. Pass the time: Hunting or shooting.
24. One night stands: Not worth it.
25. Donald Trump: See #19.
26. Neverland: Nightmares of Michael Jackson offering me Jesus Juice.
27. Pixie dust: PCP.
28. Vanilla ice cream: Ray’s PeGe.
29. High School: Izod shirts and deck shoes.
30. Work: Better than the average bear.
31. Pajamas: Naked.
32. Woods: Home.
33. Wet Sock: Toxic Sock Syndrome (the ER and EMS folks know what I’m talking about)
34. Alcohol: Job security.
35. Love: Honor and commitment.

Run with it if you you’d like.