Overheard On The ‘Bolance Tonight

Rookie Partner (listening to radio traffic): “Dude, that’s like the fourth assault call in the last hour and a half.”

AD: “Same bunch of thugs, probably. All multiple assailants, wielding sticks. Gotta be the same bunch.”

RP: “Last guy said they were Mexican kids. Some kind of gang initiation, maybe?”

AD: “Either that, or they’re looking for someone who will rain candy when they whack him with sticks. Then they might stop on their own.”