Random Motorcycling Observations From This Morning

1. Most birds are far more agile than a paramedic on a 500 pound V-twin cruiser. Most birds, that is.

2. A mourning dove at 75 mph will bounce off your helmet with nothing more than a loud thonk.

3. A crow hitting your chest at the same speed, however… well, that’ll leave a bruise.

I’ve had plenty of experience at getting bloodstains out of uniforms before, but this morning was the first time it was ever avian blood…