Attention Ladies:

If ever your boyfriend happens to beat you to an unrecognizable pulp, and the paramedic asks if he has ever struck you before, the proper answer should never be, “Well yeah, but not this bad.”

No, the proper answer is, “No, this was the first and last time. The cops are still photographing his body in the other room, but still, mind where you step. My Glock throws brass a long ways, and some of the empties might have made it into here.”

Remember, the recidivism rate for freshly ventilated girlfriend beaters is zero.