There Are Four Peak Times…

… when you’re likely to be called out:

1. Thirty seconds after you’ve perched on the toilet.

2. Right after you’ve paid for your takeout order, but five minutes before it’s ready.

3. Thirty seconds after your engine crew has sat down for a meal at the firehouse.

4. Thirty seconds before Shannon Tweed gets nekkid in one of those late night Skinemax movies.