Ambulance Driver Files A Day in the Life | Kelly Grayson
- 41 years old today, and I get to spend most of it in airports. Ugh, #
- On the way to the airport, "Sweet Dreams" and "American Pie" were on the radio. Hope that's not an omen. #
- testing #
- No tweets for you! Mebbe you come back later, we have tweets for you then, eh? Perhaps when I'm not feeling like hammered shit… #
- Dear asthma faker, how's it feel to method act your way right into carpopedal spasms? I give your performance 4 out of 5 stars! #
- I don't know if the chick on the Facebook personals ad has Photoshopped boobs or implants… but either one is a triumph of technology. #