Overheard at PGHNSTRACH

Ex Wife: “The rehab unit? I can’t work the rehab unit!”

AD: “Why not?”

EW: “I know nothing about psych nursing, that’s why!”

Ambulance Driver: “Neither do any of our psych nurses. You’ll fit right in.”

EW: “I’m serious!”

AD: “So am I. Take a look back there. The main difference between the nurses and the patients is that the nurses know where the bathrooms are, and their uniforms don’t tie in the back.”

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