Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets

  • The Cost of System Abuse: At shift change this morning, we got a walk up customer. Guy knocks on the door, says.. http://bit.ly/89AD4D #
  • Yeah, they've got a little Captain in 'em… http://tweetphoto.com/7206931 #
  • When It’s 2 am And You’re Still Wrapping Presents…:

    … yeah, they’ve got a littl.. http://bit.ly/5vDSNo #

  • "…When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer…" – BLAM! – Reindeer venison, anyone? #
  • Happy Blogiverary To Me!: Today marks my third anniversary of the day I decided to ape by blogfather LawDog and.. http://bit.ly/8yTVOA #
  • Whoever said laughter is the best medicine obviously never had gonorrhea. #
  • Whatever happened to the good old days, when people posed their drunk friends for embarrassing pictures, instead of calling 911? #
  • Now There’s a LolCat I could Love: Dino Doc knows what I like! http://bit.ly/8MLOJv #
  • Took A Break This Morning…: … from deadlines and writing assignments to visit the local Post Orific.. http://bit.ly/7HljjY #
  • I once made a pass at Brittany Murphy, and she replied, "Over my dead body!" So I'm thinking now, I might have a shot… #
  • So I'm sitting here navel gazing… and I think I see the face of the Virgin Mary in the lint gathered there. #
  • Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets:
    For Those Of you Who’d Rather Read A Screen Than A Page…:.. http://bit.ly/7N2HaD #

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