Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets

  • Oh, Frabjous Day! Calloo! Callay!: The Saints put a 45-14 ass whoopin’ on the Cardinals. I mean, beat ‘em like the… http://bit.ly/5khSc6 #
  • Wait, scratch that last part about my penis. Damned funhouse mirrors! #
  • Saints stomped the Cardinals, I finished two articles, venison backstrap in the oven, and I'm pretty sure my penis just got bigger. WOO HOO! #
  • Whoooooooooooo DAT? Geaux Saints!!!! #
  • The biggest problem with EMS wages in this country is that 90% of EMTs deserve those wages. #
  • 42 years old, and experienced my first cold sore ever, complete with flu-like symptoms. Hope it's not hamthrax or gonoherpesyphilaids… #
  • Sick.: No blog for you today! Maybe you come back later, have blog for you then! Read links in Blogroll O’ Doom to… http://bit.ly/7icacg #
  • EMS Truism #791: The vast majority of pediatric ambulance calls could be averted by prophylactic sedation… of the mother. #
  • Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets:
    What's sadder, seeing partner and I doing the Butabi brothers&#0.. http://bit.ly/72PBiN #

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