Overheard On The Bolance

Rookie Partner (listening to yet another media report that violent video games promote violent behavior): “Can you believe this shit? I play violent video games all the time! I listen to thrash metal! I watch violent movies! That doesn’t make me a violent person!”

Ambulance Driver: “On the Threat Scale, you fall somewhere between baby ducks and the Snuggle fabric softener bear.”

RP: “I mean seriously, just because I play God of War doesn’t mean I’m gonna snap and shoot up a school full of kids!”

AD: “Not likely at all. I’ve seen you shoot.”