Overheard On the Bolance

Rookie Partner: “I’ve got enough homemade chili for both of us, but I’m afraid to give you any. I have to share a truck cab with you all night.”

Ambulance Driver: “It’s either share your chili, or I’m eating gas station burritos tonight.”

Rookie Partner: “Soooo… you want saltines with your chili, or tortilla chips?”