Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets

  • What Has It Got In Its Pocketses, Precious?: Since all the other cool kids are doing it, here’s mine:

    Truck keys,… http://bit.ly/bl9s3G #

  • Saints Super Bowl Special! Anyone who calls 911 during the game tomorrow, gets a free 14 gauge IV… in the corpus cavernosum! #
  • Congrats to Rickey Jackson for making the Pro Football HOF. Saints' Dome Patrol – most feared linebacker quartet ever on one football team! #
  • Overheard On the Bolance: Rookie Partner: “I’ve got enough homemade chili for both of us, but I’m afraid to give y… http://bit.ly/d1Cyiu #
  • For You EMS Types…: … there is more of my puckish humor on display in a new Top Ten List on EMS1.
    Enjoy! http://bit.ly/daebsu #
  • Sorry folks, I've been tweetstipated lately. #
  • EMS 2.0: Where’s Our Martin Luther?: For you EMS types, particularly the ones who are involved in the ongoing disc… http://bit.ly/cyXxfd #
  • Chapters, Part Two: Read Part One here.
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    December, 1988
    Ask a man why he hunts with a dog, and you’ll ge… http://bit.ly/9FYV6z #
  • “Do, or do not. There is no try.”: Yoda’s wisdom is applicable to all endeavors, not just becoming a Jedi Knight.
    … http://bit.ly/bH90Uu #
  • Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets: Dear Jenny McCarthy…: … you can go back to showing your tits and doing bad talk… http://bit.ly/dh4pdh #

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