Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets

  • Eff. Em. Ell.: Driving KatyBeth home from the Ex Wife’s house last night, I totaled my truck.
    Took a curve too fas… http://bit.ly/9DzvKb #
  • How Very… Interesting: It would seem that the professor at University of Alabama – Huntsville who wigged out and s… http://bit.ly/a6OJLn #
  • EMS Rule 14: Paramedics do not run. We mosey, stroll or saunter, and someof us may even sashay. But we never, ever run. #
  • Made Of Win…: … with a side of Awesomesauce.
    Take every sugary pop hit you’ve ever heard from the 80’s.
    Now totall… http://bit.ly/aorWvi #
  • Chronicles of EMS: The Premiere: Free video streaming by Ustream
    Great job, Happy Medic and 999 Medic. Can’t wait … http://bit.ly/8YufIw #
  • Unexpected advantage of wearing CPAP for sleep apnea: the puppy's farts aren't nearly so heinous when you breathe through a HEPA filter. #
  • Saving Lives, Stamping Out Disease And Pestilence: “Incident assigned.”
    Rookie Partner glances at the mobile data … http://bit.ly/cZG5bC #
  • Chronic Hickory Deficiency (noun): Common behavioral problem in adolescents, often misdiagnosed as ADHD. Easily cured with topical hickory. #
  • Tweetstipated again. If this keeps up, I'm going to have to eat more high fiber snark. #
  • Coming Soon, To A Town Near You…: … it’s me!
    Yeah, I know it’s not the traveling production of Cats you were hopin… http://bit.ly/cw0BiX #
  • Seen In The Emergency Department: Go to pretty much any Emergency Department, and you will see some version of “Th… http://bit.ly/aDcHWs #
  • WHOOOOO DAAAAAT??: Saints 31, Colts 17.
    Right now, Mostly Cajun is a sad clown, but for the rest of Louisiana, it’… http://bit.ly/cOJIzj #
  • Superman wears Drew Brees pajamas! #
  • Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets: What Has It Got In Its Pocketses, Precious?: Since all the other cool kids are … http://bit.ly/9OuGQ0 #

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