Ripped Straight From the TMI Files!

IM conversation with a friend:

AD: “Guess where I’m sitting right now.”

Friend: “I dunno, where?”

AD: “The bathroom. I’m sitting here on the crapper, with my netbook balanced on my knees.”

Friend: “Ack! I did not need to know that! Apparently, you missed some of those lessons I’m sure your Mama tried to teach you.”

AD: “You’re talking to the man whose mother used to wake him up fifteen minutes early for school, just to make him go downstairs and warm up the cold toilet seat for her.”

Friend: “Oh. Well. That explains quite a lot about you, actually.”

What? Why are you looking at me that way? Next you’ll be telling me your mother didn’t make you do such things when you were a kid…