Overheard At Casa de Ambulance Driver

AD: “I’m not so sure the pink shirt and the purple pants is such a good idea.”

KatyBeth: “But they’re my two favorite colors!”

AD: “Yeah, but they don’t really match, honey.”

KatyBeth: “You said I don’t have to match, as long as I wear complementary colors. That’s what you said.”

AD: “Crap, I did say that. But I meant that olive drab or desert tan goes really well with basic black.”

KatyBeth: “Yeah well, I’m wearing pink and purple.”

AD (sighing): “I suppose it’ll be okay. I doubt we’ll run into many fashionistas at the gun show.”