Signs of the EMS Apocalypse

A.J. Heightman, editor of JEMS, and Scott Cravens, publisher of EMS World, singing karaoke together:

The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

People who saw it were quoting Rodney King, “Hey, why can’t we all just get along?” but I think the answer lay with Ambulance Driver’s motto: “Hey, why can’t we all just get a longneck?”