*Snerk*

Overheard calling patient report to the hospital where we bring patients who don't really need a hospital:
 

ER Doc: "Mercy General Shock Trauma Center, this is Dr. Friendly, standing by to copy patient report."

Ambulance Driver: [spit take]

ER Doc: "I didn't quite get that, but you may feel free to choose one of our six capacious trauma resuscitation bays upon arrival."

Ambulance Driver: "Uummm… trauma resuscitation bays?"

ER Doc: "Yep. Six curtained beds, outfitted with state-of-the-art resuscitation equipment… circa 1984."

I love an ER doctor with a sense of humor.