Be Fruitful and Multiply

Just had a patient, a two-week-old little girl. Cute as a button, not a thing wrong with her. Granddad was very concerned because she had choked on some formula. Insisted on taking her to the hospital, in fact.

Except, he was not her grandfather but her father, an assumption he quickly corrected when I said, "I think she's gonna be okay, Pawpaw. Nothing to worry about."

Dude is 68 years old, and this is his thirteenth child, with multiple women. I was tempted to tell him they know what causes that now, but I didn't.

So yeah, turns out there's an XY counterpart to chronic polybabydaddia.