Overheard In The ED

Ambulance Driver: "Um, the guy going back to Decubitus Acres?"

Nurse:. "Y'all are here to pick him up? Great! We've been waiting for hours!"

AD: "Y'all said he met stretcher criteria."

Nurse: "He does. Postural instability and quadriparesis. He can't sit in a wheelchair."

AD: "Riiiiight. Well, right now he's walking around the room naked, and he just pissed in the sink."

Nurse (crestfallen): "Oh. Does that mean y'all are not going to take him?"

AD: "Nice try."