Overheard at the Bolance Station

Day Medic: “Dude, it’s 6:20! Best get started on your beauty regimen, because I’m ready to get up outta here!”

AD: “Fear not, Ma’am. I shall be in uniform and ready to save lives at the duly appointed time, for my beauty regimen does not take long.”

DM (looking dubious): “…”

AD: “When you start with a baseline of beautiful, all that is left is polishing the masterpiece. And no, that’s not a euphemism for masturbation… but it should be.”

DM: “I think I may be sick.”