Overheard at Work This Morning

Black EMT (logging onto the computer): “Awww, shit. AD, they assigned me the racial and cultural sensitivity test!”

AD: “Yeah, me too.”

Black EMT: “Can you give me the answers?”

AD: “Lemme get this straight…you’re asking the honky for the answers to the racial and cultural sensitivity exam?”

Black EMT: “Yeah, can you help a brutha out?”

AD: “I would, but if you flunked it anyway, that would be construed as just another instance of The Man keeping you down.”