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"There's a creepy guy at the park just watching the kids and taking pictures… and he's wearing a skirt!"

Of course, it helps to have your own kid at the park as an alibi, in case such a call is ever made, and Kilted to Kick Cancer is the perfect excuse for such unusual attire.


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  • Sewmouse

    Well, at least you didn’t let KB’s puppy get loose!

    That child just keeps getting prettier and prettier…  Have you found a good convent school yet?

  • @sebwong

    Heck, I’d draw down on him if I were the Po-Po; then after he explained himself, I’d give him a buck or two to kick cancer.


  • Nurse K

    I like the random height measurements on the playground equipment a la gas station robbery.  If a worried mom snaps a photo of a creeper among the younguns, you can at least know their height!

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