Overheard at Casa de Ambulance Driver

AD: “Hey child, say no to crack.”

KatyBeth (hitching up her pants): “I can’t help it, it’s genetic.”

AD: “Genetic… how, exactly?”

KB: “Mom says I inherited the Grayson butt.”

AD: “There is no such thing as the Grayson butt.”

KB: “Uh huh. No butt, bad math skills and no rhythm. That’s my curse from your side of the family.”

AD: “Remind me to have a talk with your mother when I bring you home.”

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