Overheard On The Bolance

Skinny (squirming uncomfortably): “Man, we gotta get to a station.”

AD: “Got that not-so-easy feeling, have we? Meatball sub exacting its revenge?”

Skinny: “I gotta drop a deuce.”

AD: “Pinch a loaf.”

Skinny: “Lay some cable.”

AD: “Drop the kids off at the pool.”

Skinny: “Take the Browns to the Super Bowl.”

AD: “Give birth to a tar baby.”

Skinny: “Release the Kracken!”

AD: “Time to… okay, I got nothin’.”