Overheard In The ED

At a local Emergency Department earlier tonight:

Meth-head Psych Patient:"Bitch, I said I'm leaving!"

Nurse 1: "No, you're not. Get back in your room."

MPP: "Bitch, I'm fucking outta here, and you ain't stopping me!"

Nurse 1: "Security!"

Nurse 2: "He's making his rounds. You Borg guys will help us with her, right?"

Skinny (excitedly): "Hell yeah! It's about to go rodeo up in this bitch!"

AD: "Yeah, and I've won a bunch of buckles in skank wrestling."