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Overheard in the ED

Psych Patient (screaming): “I HATE MAYONNAISE! I NEED MIRACLE WHIP FOR MY BUTTHOLE!”

AD: “Uuhhh…”

ED Nurse (shrugging): “To each his own. I’m a Hellman’s girl, myself.”

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  • Lone Medic

    And that nurses hotness factor just increased by 20%.