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Overheard On The Bolance

(Playing Journey’s Lightson my iPhone)

Lesbian Partner: “Mmmmm, Journey. That’s some vintage 80’s makeout music there. Got anything else?”

Ambulance Driver: “Sure. I’ve got Don’t Stop Believin’… Open Arms… Faithfully… It’s a veritable Journey cornucopia up in here.”

LP: Play Open Arms. Man, that’s a slow dancing song right there.”

AD: “I have polished many a belt buckle to a Journey song, yes ma’am.”

LP: “Hellz yeah! Who needs a wingman when you’ve got Steve Perry in your corner, right?”

AD: “Okay, that’s getting blogged.”

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