(Playing Journey’s Lightson my iPhone)
Lesbian Partner: “Mmmmm, Journey. That’s some vintage 80’s makeout music there. Got anything else?”
Ambulance Driver: “Sure. I’ve got Don’t Stop Believin’… Open Arms… Faithfully… It’s a veritable Journey cornucopia up in here.”
LP: Play Open Arms. Man, that’s a slow dancing song right there.”
AD: “I have polished many a belt buckle to a Journey song, yes ma’am.”
LP: “Hellz yeah! Who needs a wingman when you’ve got Steve Perry in your corner, right?”
AD: “Okay, that’s getting blogged.”