Real Men of Genius: Mr. Fixit

Okay, somebody with video and audio editing talent has got to do this.

I hereby challenge my readers: Do a good version of this commercial and YouTube it. Send it to me directly if you wish. Post it on your blog and send me the link. I don’t care how you do it, I just wanna hear it. It is just too damned funny to pass up.

Don’t just do it for me, do it for the entire blogosphere! If you do, not only will I shamelessly pimp your blog, but I’ll link the commercial permanently in my sidebar. I’ll link it in my comments on other blogs when someone has been troll-bitten.

Do it, and I’ll soon have you wearing diamonds bigger than cow turds.*

And Mr. Fixit is indeed a genius for coming up with the concept.

* Okay, maybe not that, but I’ll be grateful.