Ambulance Driver Files A Day in the Life | Kelly Grayson
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I’d probably go really well with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Just for perspective though, the 48 pounds I’ve lost since since February 4th could feed thirteen cannibals. Hopefully, by November I’ll be little more than a decent appetizer rather than the Family Bucket of Deep-Fried Paramedic(TM) that I am now.
Tuesday, I volunteered to be a guinea pig control study for the professional vampires in the lab while they were calibrating their equipment, and my lipid panel came back as:
Total cholesterol: 167
Triglycerides: 136
HDL: 36.8
LDL: 103
HDL/LDL Ratio: .357
So apparently, I am also a heart-healthy meal for the discerning cannibal.
Now if I could just walk without my left knee giving me fits, I’d be great. I see an MRI and a visit with an orthopedist in my near future.
