Plastic Easter eggs packed with binary explosives, that’s how.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCgTjDrSe8A[/youtube]Step 1: Gather both parents, and chaperone daughter’s Easter party at school.

Yes, that is a camouflage Easter egg. You know you want one.
Step 2. Assist daughter with consuming all chocolate found in said Easter eggs. Make comments to ex-wife that they may as well plaster the chocolate directly on her ass. Dodge punch from ex-wife.
Step 3. Pack empty plastic Easter eggs with binary explosives, and find someplace to shoot.
Step 4: Convert money into smoke and noise. Giggle fiendishly with every Kaboom!

Takes a man confident in his own masculinity to wear pink earmuffs.

Brass in the air!

Back into battery, brass in midair.