Overheard on The Bolance

Singing along to the radio:

Skinny: "Hands, touchin' hands…"

AD: "Reachin' out…"

Skinny: "Touching me…"

AD: "Touching yoooouuu…"

Together: "SWEEEET CAROLIIIIINE, GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOOOD…"

AD: "Uuuumm… you realize we were just rockin' out to Neil Diamond? I'm pretty sure we lose major cool points for that."

Skinny: "Dude, Neil Diamond scored copious amounts of ass back in the day. If that's nerdy, then I wanna be a nerd."

Skinny is wiser than his years.