Overheard On The Bolance

Call from a little while ago:

AD: “Dude, I know your veins are shot, but I’m gonna have to stick you anyway. Your pressure sucks.”

Very Sick Tattooed Dude (sighing): “Do what you gotta do, man. Good luck finding one.”

*Five minutes later*

AD: “When this is all over, you need one new tatt, dude.”

VSTD: “Oh yeah, what?”

AD: “You need a bullseye right in this spot on your right forearm and a legend that says ‘BEST VEIN HERE’. Tell ’em it’s deep, but it’ll take an 18.”