Pot Status: Sweetened

Last year, I waxed my whole body. I even shaved off my 'stache. The year before that, I put up a picture of myself in drag.

It wasn't fun. In fact, it was pretty horrific, considering the fact that the clippers I was given to trim with didn't work, so they had to rip my pelt off as-is. I was picking globules of wax out of my nethers for a week, and I broke out in a nasty rash.
 

But I let my alligator mouth overcome my hummingbird ass, so I had it to do. I also learned that, if hearing me scream in agony is part of the prize, my friends can come up with $500 in about 15 minutes.

So yeah, I ain't selling myself that cheap again.

I'll wax again, and post audio and (censored) video of the carnage, if y'all collectively get me to my goal of $5,000.

But if that doesn't happen, I still have other, more reachable prizes.

I've got four copies of my book here at Casa de Ambulance Driver.

For a $10 donation, I'll put your name in the raffle for a signed copy. On October 1 or a few days therafter, I'll draw names, and the first four names I draw will get a signed copy of the book. $10 gets you one chance, $20 gets you two chances, and so on.

I also have three $200 gift certificates from Brownell's here, on top of the ones already included in the prize packages. For every $20 donation to my fundraising campaign, I'll put your name into a separate raffle. Same as the books, $20 gets you one chance, $40 gets you two chances, and so on. On October 1 or shortly thereafter, I'll draw names, and the first three names pulled get one of the $200 Brownell's gift certificates.

All you have to do is click one of the links on my left sidebar over there, either for Prostate Cancer Foundation, LiveStrong, or Blue Cure. Make your donation, and then email me a copy of your donation receipt and instructions on which raffle you want.

So make with the clicky, and let's get to our goal!

Get Kilted, and get checked!