What Are The Odds…


…of two 29-year-old identical twin girls, both of whom have fibromyalgia and are allergic to all NSAIDs?

Further, what are the odds that both of them will owe the same hospital thousands of dollars each, because Medicaid has stopped paying for their ER visits?

Even more, what are the odds that one of them will present to the ER precisely three days after her twin was seen for the exact same symptoms, which coincidentally is about the same amount of time it takes to run through an emergency scrip of Vicodin?

The mind boggles.

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