… I give you the following verbatim IM conversation:
ateupmedic3033: I just did the most redneck thing EVAR.
Christina The Massage Therapist: Oh?
ateupmedic3033: “KatyBeth, why dontcha go to the fridge and fetch yer Daddy a beer?”
Christina The Massage Therapist: LOL. If you trained your DOG to fetch you a beer from the fridge, THAT would be the most redneck thing EVAR.
ateupmedic3033: Um, well… does teaching one to fetch beer from the ice chest count?