Overheard in St. Louis

Pub Manager: “i’ve worked convention crowds in this town for ten years now, and I gotta say, you NRA people are the nicest, most pleasant bunch I’ve ever dealt with.”

Ambulance Driver: “Careful now, that doesn’t fit the media perception. We’re supposed to be racist, ignorant rednecks bitterly clinging to guns and religion.”

Pub Manager: “Since when does the media get anything right?”