Taurus Curve Spotted In The Wild

Handled the Taurus Curve at the NRA Annual Meeting.

It’s a little bigger than a Kel-Tec P3AT, only uglier and less functional.

Give it an A for Innovation. It’s a radical design.

With a typical Taurus trigger.

And non-existent sights.

And integrated weapon light and laser sight that is totally counter-intuitive to activate.

And a magazine that you have to pluck free from the well.

Did I mention the thing has no friggin’ sights, just a couple of lines painted on the slide?

Hey dude, your gun melted.

On the bright side, kids of the current generation will find it rather easy to use. Turning on the light and laser is just like a video game hack on your Playstation: LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT-UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN-ABABAB-START.

Get the sequence just perfect, and you’ll be able to Level Up in the game of Survival.

And like Say Uncle says, Taurus will probably sell a hojillion of them.