For you EMS types, there’s a new post on EMS1 about cocaine bear animal attacks. If there’s anything scarier than an angry mama bear with cubs, it’s an angry mama bear that’s high on cocaine. The only bright side is that rarely will you encounter a mama bear high on cocaine who is actually with her cubs. She probably left ...
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ConFinement IV
“So Kelly, how was your weekend?” Glad you asked! Had the pleasure of spending the weekend at a small sci-fi con in Lebanon, TN called ConFinement, organized by Michael Z. Williamson and Jessica Schlenker. Had a great time, participated in a few panels, told a few outrageous stories, and autographed a bunch of books. The con was obviously a labor ...
Read More »Postcards From Mars
It started as a challenge from the Three Moms of the Apocalypse at MarsCon 2023: Take an assigned AI image, and write a 50-word story on it. It’s an intriguing concept, and one that will be repeated for future sci-fi/fantasy cons.I didn’t make the cut for this one, but that’s okay. That just means that my readers will get to ...
Read More »Now They’re Trying to Bubblewrap Minds
Many of you may have read of the kerfluffle over the recent edits of Roald Dahl’s books by his publisher, Puffin Books. Puffin is an imprint of Penguin/Random House. If you haven’t, I’ll boil it down for you. Puffin, in an effort to keep his books sterile and flavorless inclusive to modern readers, hired a bunch of humorless scolds and ...
Read More »Protected: Star of Life: Prologue
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Read More »Housekeeping
Went through the old Blog Roll today, and deleted over 200 defunct blogs. Most are not blogging any more, a few I keep up with in meatspace or on social media.More than a few are dead, and for some of them… I just can’t. Deleting their link would be saying goodbye, and I’m not ready to do that. In the ...
Read More »Postcard Stories
The challenge: Write a story of 50 words based on a picture. It’s harder than you think. He didn’t ask for cartilaginous ass plates, but God made him a warrior. When a tunnel rat twerks an enemy to death with those plates, he tells himself he did it to protect the other wombats in his unit and soldiers on. He’s ...
Read More »Protected: Call of the Rougarou
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Read More »Kindred: A Teaser
*taps microphone*Is this thing on?For you blog readers, the origin story of SumDood is now a novel!Introducing, “Kindred: Book 1 of the SumDood Chronicles.”Should be available on Kindle within the next couple of days, and in paperback and hardcover by January 1, 2023. Until then, here’s a teaser!********** I suppose if I am to tell you my tale, first you ...
Read More »On George Floyd, Prone Restraint, and Positional Asphyxia
New article up on Medscape:Etiam non silentium. Free to read, but you may have to create a Medscape account if you don’t already have one.
Read More »Stress in EMS
EMS peeps, help a doctoral researcher with a study on stress levels in paramedics, now expanded to include COVID-19 related stress. Our profession lives and dies on research, folks. If we don’t participate in it, we can never take ownership of our profession. The Impact of COVID-19 on First Responders and Family
Read More »Memorial Day
Today is Memorial Day. Normally, most of us would have spent the weekend grilling burgers and visiting with relatives, or lounging on a beach somewhere, or watching a baseball game in an opulent stadium, overpriced beer and hot dog in hand, but the coronavirus pandemic probably threw a wrench into those plans. But lets not forget the meaning of ...
Read More »EMT 360: The Importance of Context in EMS Education
From my EMS1 column: When you’re new and inexperienced, it’s difficult to separate good practices from bad, and you’re particularly susceptible to believing it when some lazy burnout proclaims, “There’s the way it’s done in class, kid, and there’s the way it’s done on the street.” As author Stewart Stafford puts it, “Separate text from context and all that remains ...
Read More »That $%^&! Carole Baskin!
Play Tiger King, the Home Game on EMS1.
Read More »So, I Wrote A Thing…
… on Medical EDC for Shooting Illustrated.
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