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Overheard at the NRA Wall O’ Guns

EMS Artifact: “Say, wanna get in on the gun raffle?”

Me: “Dunno, what’s first prize?”

EMS Artifact: “A Kel Tec pistol.”

Me: “Ugh. What’s second prize?”

EMS Artifact: “Two Kel Tec pistols!”

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